What's a witty title I can use for my paper on Nathaniel Hawthorne?

I'm finishing up my paper about Nathaniel Hawthorne, which includes a biography, his writing andfamous works, and how his life influenced the writing of the scarlet letter. I could write "Nathaniel Hawthorne: his life, writing and his scarlet letter" or something but then it wouldn't seem fun and creative! So if you could suggest any good titles, I would appreciTe it! Thanks :)